What are the funniest first date stories you have ever heard?

Here is one i heard...........





Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most


%26gt; embarrassing


%26gt; first date that a woman ever had.


%26gt;


%26gt; The winner described her worst first date


%26gt; experience. There was


%26gt; absolutely no question as to why her tale took the


%26gt; prize! She said it


%26gt; was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the


%26gt; guy had taken her


%26gt; skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City ,


%26gt; Utah .


%26gt;


%26gt; It was a day trip (no overnight). They were


%26gt; strangers, after


%26gt; all, and truly had never met before.


%26gt;


%26gt; The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until


%26gt; they were


%26gt; headed home late that afternoon.


%26gt;


%26gt; They were driving back down the mountain, when she


%26gt; gradually


%26gt; began to realize that she should not have had that


%26gt; extra latte.


%26gt;


%26gt; They were about an hour away from anywhere with a


%26gt; rest room and


%26gt; in the middle of nowhere!


%26gt;


%26gt; Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which


%26gt; she did for a


%26gt; while.


%26gt;


%26gt; Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow


%26gt; going, there


%26gt; came a point where she told him that he had better


%26gt; stop and let her go


%26gt; beside the road, or it would be the front seat of


%26gt; his car. They stopped


%26gt; and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked


%26gt; her pants down and


%26gt; started.


%26gt;


%26gt; In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so


%26gt; she let her


%26gt; butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt; Her companion stood on the side of the car watching


%26gt; for traffic


%26gt; and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from


%26gt; peeking. All she


%26gt; could think about was the relief she felt despite


%26gt; the rather


%26gt; embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing


%26gt; however, she soon


%26gt; became aware of another sensation.


%26gt;


%26gt; As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady


%26gt; discovered her


%26gt; buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt; Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came


%26gt; to mind as


%26gt; she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy


%26gt; metal. It was quickly


%26gt; apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the


%26gt; extreme cold.


%26gt;


%26gt; Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor


%26gt; of the moment , she


%26gt; answered her date's concerns about "what is taking


%26gt; so long"


%26gt; with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt


%26gt; off and in need of


%26gt; some assistance!"


%26gt;


%26gt; He came around the car as she tried to cover herself


%26gt; with her


%26gt; sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his


%26gt; eyes, he burst out


%26gt; laughing.


%26gt;


%26gt; She too, got the giggles and when they finally


%26gt; managed to


%26gt; compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.


%26gt;


%26gt; Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they


%26gt; also were


%26gt; faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take


%26gt; something hot to


%26gt; free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy


%26gt; metal!


%26gt;


%26gt; Thinking about what had gotten her into the


%26gt; predicament in the


%26gt; first place, both quickly realized that there was


%26gt; only one way to get


%26gt; her free.


%26gt;


%26gt; So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date


%26gt; proceeded


%26gt; to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.


%26gt; As the audience


%26gt; screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show


%26gt; prize hands down...


%26gt;


%26gt; Or perhaps that should be "pants down". And you


%26gt; thought your


%26gt; first date was embarrassing.


%26gt;


%26gt;


%26gt; Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became


%26gt; her husband


%26gt; and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.


%26gt;

What are the funniest first date stories you have ever heard?
Sorry can't top that one.........It's is good enough to share with friends... poor girl but at least she married him and that makes it even a better story.
Reply:Rolling on the floor laughing........Ha Ha Ha
Reply:My friend got in the car and while she was witing for her date she farted and it smelled awful and she quickly rolled down the window and was waving it out the window before he got in. Then he got in and turned to her and said, "II'd like you to meet my friends " WHO WERTE SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT !!!!!!